Tuesday, March 8, 2016

True Confessions

I do not listen to my work voicemails.  When the number of unplayed messages reaches 25 I just delete them all.  I used to feel guilty about this but now I don't.  I also play along when someone calls and mentions a message they left me previously.  Someday this might catch up with me, but on that day I'll just quit or something.  

Friday, February 12, 2016

Happy Valentine's Day!

Once I took my dog to a new place for a haircut and didn't realize they needed the actual rabies vaccination paper, not just her tag.  The lady said, "Is there someone at home who could bring it over?"

No.  There's no one at home.  No one can bring it over.  I have to do EVERYTHING MYSELF ALL THE TIME and it really sucks a lot.

Most of the time it's ok though.

Friday, September 4, 2015

Also, mom emails, amiright?


Thursday, September 3, 2015

Dad emails, amiright?


Friday, August 28, 2015

The temp's doppelganger

What am I, a millionaire?

Every time I think about having a baby I try to remind myself of how expensive my dog is.  Plus CPS won't get involved when I put off her teeth cleaning for a year.  Maybe I'll just have them all pulled.

get out

I found this draft post dated 12/29/09 that probably explains why I deleted my entire blog history from 2006-2009.  Depression makes you do things you later regret.  Because there were so many stories about that weird neighbor kid Kenny that I would now like to read.    

2009. I moved three times. I regained ten pounds. Most of my belongings reside in storage. A general malaise still lingers. Most days I prefer not to interact with anyone. I miss my latte bowls.